Crazy Bitches

Sometimes girls are fucking crazy. There is no explanation behind this really. However, there are three degrees of crazy.

Sometimes you will just find yourself talking to a nice young lady quite normally, perhaps about a funny youtube video that has you cracking up laughing and one would assume all is well in your female bonding. Less than an hour later you will hear light sobbing coming from her room and when you inquire about what's wrong, you'll get some crazy ass answer like "just leave me alone!" as if you were the cause of her pain and trouble or she just doesn't know what wrong. I know, girls have hormones and sometimes they are just jumping around going crazy or whatever hormones do - but come on you crazy bitches, what the fuck is up with crying and not having a god damn clue why?

Next we have the hypocrite. This is when something happens to you like, lets say you have a test the next day and you're lady room mates have a friend over. It's cool, we're laid back and can plug in our ear phones and deal with the slight distraction. However, next week when you're listening to some music a little too loudly you're lady friend almost dies of a ruptured hernia ( if that's possible) because she has so much homework to do and you're being too god damn disrespectful. It's all good, we know they're crazy, ignore and move on.

Third we have the lose your shit crazy. When for no good reason everything you do is wrong and inconsiderate. You don't have time to wash the dishes in the morning so they believe you don't have the right to eat your own food in your own house and must get take out until you find the time to do your dishes. You're talking on the phone to your friend quietly and you are accused of running around the house screaming. You go for a smoke and suddenly you need an intervention. This type of crazy isn't even scheduled by the time of the month as most would believe.

My final thoughts on this issue, seeing as all girls can't be exterminated because the population would diminish, and I'm a girl who happens to be awesome, is this: Girls are fucking nuts, the sooner you realize this the quicker you can achieve happiness.