Life Goals.

So as of late I have been compiling a list of goals in my head and figured I would share them with ALL THOSE MANY MANY PEOPLE who follow my blog. That was a little irony that my one follow Nicole will enjoy.
Things I will do before I die. Actually things I will do before I'm 40 because at that point I'll be wrinkly and have no reason to live:

1. Start partying one night and wake up in the morning very far away from where I started partying. ( This may not sound appealing to most people, but to me it sounds like a hella good story to tell).

2. Get a breathalyser and go drinking setting a goal blood alcohol content to have by the end of the night. Maybe race with someone to this goal level.

3. Fuck Tucker Max.

4. Have Tucker Max publish a story about me.

5. Convince someone that I really want a flux capacitor for Christmas/My birthday etc. and have them go to a lot of places looking for it.

6. Through the grace of some crazy contest or something, win a life time supply of beer.

7. Seeing as I know already that I will be in university for the rest of my life, I would thoroughly enjoy a jacket that read "MUN class of 20??"
8. Get a formal apology from Zak.
9. Get wasted drunk downtown with either Curtis or JBiggs.

Side Note: 1 of my goals were fulfilled this year when I met Ron Jeremy and he signed my tits.

I will add to this as I think of them. I meant to make a list at some point and will gladly share if any of these things happen...also, I intend on all these things happening.