smile and get laid

I don't understand why more people aren't happy. There is nothing appealing to me about walking up to somebody who is looking all grumpy and solitary (probably in a party scene) and attempt conversation. The people who are smiling and making conversations and being overall charismatic are the people who people want to talk to. In another words, being happy and comfortable in your environment is a natural turn on.

Recently, being the people watcher that I am, I have been observing a lot more of this in the social network. Going to a party and watching the ladies in their provocative clothes, using as much body language as possible while talking to the boys to seem as sexy and seductive as they can, you will notice that their body is not the only key to seduction. The men, while trying to impress a lady does either of two things: A) he focuses all his attention on her like she is the only thing in the room that matters, which I call the lost puppy approach because he is basically bagging for someone to take him home or B) try to impress the girls by showing off his people skills with the guys. A girls absolutely finds it attractive when a guy is the life of a party, accepted by all the others guys, I call this method the alpha male due to the unanimous approval by the other males in the room. Side note: Alpha male can also be achieved by being the party hottie, but that's for a different blog at a different time.

Now, the point trying to excape from that gaggle of words is this: when guys and girls are doing their thing, the successful ones do it with a smile. Thus happy people are awesome people.

Some douchebag at a party wearing shorts and crocks at the end of October (I'm sorry I really hate that guy) who sits by himself with a look on his face saying "I'm better than everyone here because Ive been in MUN for 7 years and still haven't declared a major despite being able to have a masters by now" (okay I need to stop, I could write a whole blog on that fuckhole) does not come off as attractive. No one likes a no-it-all. But everyone likes the nice guy. Fuck that, not everyone likes the nice guy. Everyone likes the guy who's cracking the jokes, always has something interesting to say and is doing so with a smile.

As much as I would like to do a character comparison, it's a little risky because despite the fact that I know, no one currently reads any of this shit, it is possible that at some point someone will and not appreciate being mentioned in an online... okay I don't really care about people and am just a little lazy, so I'll sum it up: Davis would be a lot more attractive if he wasn't a piece of shit, and to make a comparison, pretty much every other guy is a cutie because they don't suck. Also, Davis sucks.

It's amazing how much a little rage can take someone off topic. Major editing in the future.

Okay I'll fix this after because I'm not sure what happened to the flow, I'm generally more coherent, but I'll leave you with a thought: the last time you went to a party and took a guy/girl home, how much did you smile at them? How much did they smile at you? Was there some douche bag asshole at the party in orange crocks who you wouldn't imagine taking home in a million years? Happy people are awesome people. Smile and get laid.